Wah-gyu Stakes

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Waluigi once hosted a high-end, high stakes puzzle hunt. Unfortunately, the Mushroom Kingdom is vegetarian, so he recruited writers from the Kingdom next door that match his loathsomeness.

Combat!

As the first of the new Puzzle Hunter class, you might need to learn some moves from the original six classes to face off against this puzzling enemy.

Seal Clubber

The seal clubbers get their skills from the creatures around them.

A
P

S

W
V D
G


S L

Turtle Tamer

The turtle tamers' ultimate legendary epic special attacks don't always land, but 'nytime they do, it'll bee spelling trouble for their foes.

Trifling

Film unit

When I may see you

Primate

This puzzle pt. 1

A data structure

Necklace

It may be dank

This puzzle pt. 2

Pastamancer

The pastamancers can't seem to find their Vermincelli. If only we could remember their name...

Allergy medicine brand

Backer

Determined

German luxury car

Harmless

Like a sponge

London landmark

Officeholder

Small car accident

Standard

Wood workers' table

F	A	M	G	I	B	F	W	J	A	M	Z
Q	E	Y	D	H	X	Q	N	I	H	I	F
F	S	N	N	I	G	N	N	G	S	L	W
D	G	I	D	B	E	C	O	E	E	O	H
A	R	T	S	E	U	K	D	S	R	A	T
D	O	X	J	M	R	E	A	K	R	B	E
R	T	I	E	K	C	N	D	H	L	B	H
Y	C	T	W	R	F	C	D	L	V	O	C
L	A	K	E	X	H	G	E	E	Q	M	R
Z	F	M	K	I	C	H	M	A	R	K	X
W	E	L	A	B	S	O	R	N	T	U	C
E	G	S	P	H	U	S	X	U	L	J	E

Sauceror

The saucerors need to add some sauce to these Tapas. Maybe if you give them a hand, you can uncover the magic behind their sauces.

A	C	L	A	F
R	D	I	N	A
L	R	E	A	D
V	R	O	U	F
I	G	A	V	E

S	C	O	R	A
A	G	L	E	F
I	S	T	C	H
B	W	R	O	O
T	C	H	E	N

R	O	C	I	S
L	E	B	A	R
N	T	A	T	H
R	E	R	O	I
T	N	W	O	G

C	C	O	R	R
I	I	A	M	S
O	N	C	A	N
D	E	R	V	O
N	I	A	R	E

P	R	A	R	S
E	D	S	U	R
L	S	E	T	Y
R	O	M	M	I
S	N	I	G	X

B	G	A	R	A
Y	L	E	N	E
A	T	A	L	F
E	W	T	I	H
R	E	E	F	E

T	A	C	A	R
R	R	A	D	G
I	N	A	L	O
N	S	F	E	V
I	S	H	E	N

M	S	C	A	R
A	L	R	I	E
T	G	W	N	A
R	A	A	O	M
N	E	E	G	I

S	M	E	A	S
R	O	A	O	M
E	N	B	L	S
O	A	E	T	E
V	R	E	S	N

V	T	E	R	M
I	H	L	Y	I
O	M	N	E	B
L	T	U	W	E
B	A	C	O	K

A	C	I	N	N
L	A	L	S	B
P	A	I	C	R
E	I	F	O	L
I	S	H	U	R

R	C	H	O	S
E	R	E	M	A
R	R	Y	Y	H
F	E	R	R	I
I	N	V	G	E

Disco Bandit

The disco bandits drop quotes like its hot, but they also like to keep it real.

A N T	C H I	G I O O	C I N S	B K	M S T W	A A I O	I K N T	E H L	S	A O

E P Y	N S U	A O T	F S S	A H T	I R	B C L U	L M O R	O T	I S T	B L N

E I P T	L L R	A E E I	M N	I O S	A F U U	M N	B S T	B E E O	O O Q T	T U Z

_	_	_	_		_	_	_	_	_	_
		10			5		2	13

Accordion Thief

The accordion thieves feel a bit bad and decide to give 20% of their sales back to their owners.

This one appears to strongly dislike conflict.
This one appears to not follow rules by Greek mathematicians.
This one appears to be a non-manual muse.
This one appears to be covered in bat excrement.
This one appears to be related to a song by The Who.
This one appears to be small and charged.
This one appears to originate from Louisiana.
This one appears to wake people up.
This one appears to store many important documents inside.
This one appears to phase through physical objects.
This one appears to focus on 1880s French music.
This one appears to be played by very short people and is a small version of a small version of a small thing.
This one appears to be in the male range and is fairly deep.
This one appears to focus on the number 5.
This one appears to be skeletal and popular in Argentina.

F	A	M	G	I	B	F	W	J	A	M	Z
Q	E	Y	D	H	X	Q	N	I	H	I	F
F	S	N	N	I	G	N	N	G	S	L	W
D	G	I	D	B	E	C	O	E	E	O	H
A	R	T	S	E	U	K	D	S	R	A	T
D	O	X	J	M	R	E	A	K	R	B	E
R	T	I	E	K	C	N	D	H	L	B	H
Y	C	T	W	R	F	C	D	L	V	O	C
L	A	K	E	X	H	G	E	E	Q	M	R
Z	F	M	K	I	C	H	M	A	R	K	X
W	E	L	A	B	S	O	R	N	T	U	C
E	G	S	P	H	U	S	X	U	L	J	E

F	A	M	G	I	B	F	W	J	A	M	Z
Q	E	Y	D	H	X	Q	N	I	H	I	F
F	S	N	N	I	G	N	N	G	S	L	W
D	G	I	D	B	E	C	O	E	E	O	H
A	R	T	S	E	U	K	D	S	R	A	T
D	O	X	J	M	R	E	A	K	R	B	E
R	T	I	E	K	C	N	D	H	L	B	H
Y	C	T	W	R	F	C	D	L	V	O	C
L	A	K	E	X	H	G	E	E	Q	M	R
Z	F	M	K	I	C	H	M	A	R	K	X
W	E	L	A	B	S	O	R	N	T	U	C
E	G	S	P	H	U	S	X	U	L	J	E

F	A	M	G	I	B	F	W	J	A	M	Z
Q	E	Y	D	H	X	Q	N	I	H	I	F
F	S	N	N	I	G	N	N	G	S	L	W
D	G	I	D	B	E	C	O	E	E	O	H
A	R	T	S	E	U	K	D	S	R	A	T
D	O	X	J	M	R	E	A	K	R	B	E
R	T	I	E	K	C	N	D	H	L	B	H
Y	C	T	W	R	F	C	D	L	V	O	C
L	A	K	E	X	H	G	E	E	Q	M	R
Z	F	M	K	I	C	H	M	A	R	K	X
W	E	L	A	B	S	O	R	N	T	U	C
E	G	S	P	H	U	S	X	U	L	J	E